Legal Notice
LEGAL NOTICE
Welcome to the Quitters Gym LLC website (“Site”). By accessing or using this Site, including any purchases or interactions through it, you agree to the following terms and conditions, our Privacy Policy, and all applicable laws. If you do not agree, please discontinue use of the Site immediately.
1️⃣ Ownership & Intellectual Property
All content on this Site—including but not limited to text, images, logos, graphics, icons, designs, and other materials—is the property of Quitters Gym LLC or its licensors and is protected by U.S. and international intellectual property laws.
“Quitters Gym,” the Quitters Gym logo, and other marks on this Site are trademarks of Quitters Gym LLC. No content may be copied, reproduced, republished, uploaded, posted, transmitted, or distributed in any form without prior written permission.
2️⃣ Parody Disclaimer
Quitters Gym LLC is a parody apparel and merchandise brand. Content, slogans, and imagery on this Site are intended for humor and entertainment purposes only and are not intended to offer genuine fitness, medical, or wellness services or advice.
3️⃣ No Medical or Professional Advice
All content provided on this Site is for entertainment only. Quitters Gym LLC does not provide medical advice or fitness instruction. Please consult a qualified professional before starting any fitness or health program.
4️⃣ User-Generated Content (UGC)
If this Site allows you to post comments, reviews, or other content:
You grant Quitters Gym LLC a non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, and fully sublicensable right to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, and display such content throughout the world in any media.
You agree that your content will not be unlawful, defamatory, abusive, obscene, threatening, invasive of privacy, infringing on intellectual property rights, or otherwise objectionable.
Quitters Gym LLC reserves the right (but has no obligation) to monitor, edit, or remove user-generated content at its sole discretion.
Quitters Gym LLC is not responsible for any content posted by users and does not endorse opinions expressed in UGC.
5️⃣ Terms of Sale
All purchases made through this Site are subject to the following conditions:
Product Availability: We reserve the right to limit quantities or discontinue any product at any time.
Pricing: All prices are listed in U.S. dollars and are subject to change without notice. Taxes and shipping fees may apply.
Order Acceptance: Receipt of an order confirmation does not signify acceptance. We reserve the right to accept or decline your order for any reason.
Returns/Refunds: Refunds and exchanges are subject to our Return Policy, which will be provided at checkout or on request.
Payment: Payment must be made at the time of order using accepted methods.
6️⃣ Do Not Track
Our website does not respond to “Do Not Track” signals sent by your browser.
7️⃣ Security of Your Information
Quitters Gym LLC takes reasonable measures to protect your personal information from unauthorized access, disclosure, alteration, or destruction. However, no online system can be guaranteed 100% secure.
8️⃣ Limitation of Liability
This Site and its content are provided “as is” without warranties of any kind, express or implied. Quitters Gym LLC disclaims all warranties, including implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose.
Quitters Gym LLC will not be liable for any damages arising from your use of the Site or from any products purchased through it, including but not limited to direct, indirect, incidental, punitive, and consequential damages.
9️⃣ External Links
This Site may contain links to third-party websites. Quitters Gym LLC does not control and is not responsible for the content or practices of those external sites. Your use of third-party sites is at your own risk.
🔟 California Privacy Rights (CCPA)
If you are a California resident, you have rights under the California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA). Please see our Privacy Policy for full details.
🔹 Applicable Law & Jurisdiction
This Legal Notice and any disputes relating to your use of this Site shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Maryland, without regard to conflict of law principles.
Any legal action arising from your use of this Site must be brought exclusively in the state or federal courts of Maryland. By using this Site, you consent to the jurisdiction of those courts.
🔸 Your Consent
By using this website, including browsing, purchasing, or posting content, you consent to this Legal Notice, our Terms of Sale, and Privacy Policy.
🔹 Changes to This Legal Notice
Quitters Gym LLC reserves the right to modify or update this Legal Notice at any time. Changes will be posted on this page with the date of revision.
📩 Contact
Questions about this Legal Notice can be directed to:
Quitters Gym LLC
Admin@quittersgym.info